Ugly children have a chance after all

Today I was walking down Cambridge Street in the West End and overheard the following snippet of conversation:

"He was funny looking as a kid, but ended up being a good looking guy after all."

So, there's hope for all of the awkward, funny looking children that you might be raising (or might be yourself). And even if you persist in less-than-hunkhood, you can always do a Bill Gates and just become fabulously rich and powerful.